'Hunky Panky' small run vinyl LP is limited to 100 pieces and pressed on random-colored vinyl, so no two records are exactly alike. Comes with download card for free access to MP3 or lossless WAV file versions of the album. Contents: (11) tracks of loud, original, outsider Rock n Roll.
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about
Things ain't what they used to be, as I preach to the Silver Age Men's Choir.
lyrics
LOW T
Chorus: 2X
Low T, that's me,
things ain't what they used to be.
After the show, getting to know the girls,
a couple of drinks, a couple of winks and we'd twirl,
now I'm at home sitting alone in the dark,
down on my knees, trying to find the spark.
Chorus: 2x
Halters always sealed the deal for me,
a nice pair of Lucite heals set me free,
now I'm as flaccid as lake placid can be,
I'm a plaster-caster disaster, you see? you see?
If it's limp, you're a wimp,
USA, Plymouth Rock,
gotta have granite cock,
be a man, make it hard,
just wip out your credit card!
ARGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
BAD BETH & BEYOND
I saw her at the supermarket,
I liked the way she double-parked it,
we said hello down by the melons
and whispered low just like two felons,
she said, "great sushi here, can't beat it,
now take me home, I'll make you eat it!"
Chorus:
One wave of her wicked wand and I was gone - Bad Beth and beyond
One whiff of her killer spiff and I was stiff - Bad Beth and beyond
One glance at her cut-off pants I'm in a trance - Bad Beth and beyond
Parked around behind the take-out,
there's a real good place to make out,
won't find no cops here on a stake-out,
I went and left a piece of cake out,
she said 'no tacos without hot sauce,
I'm gonna show you just who is boss!"
Chorus: etc.
(Bad Beth has half off, right now!)
She called a meeting in the shower,
she claimed that water gave here power,
she had to have her way with all men
and women time and time again,
she never suffered from fatigue,
she was in a different league.
Chorus: 2x
I'm losing my hair,
but I don't care, I breathe air,
can't buy me a thrill unless I can buy a pill,
you can laugh if you want, and call me a sniveling runt,
but I don't need you or your medicated goo to get....you know (c***)!
Chorus: 4 X
credits
from Hunky Panky,
released August 25, 2017
VP: bass guitar, no-frills guitar, mellotron, voice
Tom Curiano: drums
Art Quinn: frenetic lead guitar
NYC/Gold Coast/Jersey Swamp-area bass guitarist, song-writer, and self-professed Mellotron freak determined to unite Punk, Power-Pop, Prog and Psychedelic music, to ensure they all play nice together.
